Thursday, September 30, 2010

Hot Tube Time Machine lol no crazy name for that one.


This is another classic movie about four friends that go to an old place that they havent been to in forever.  However im getting ahead of myself first the crew goes through some hard times they all hate there lives at the time Adam hates his wife because she took all his stuff ( what a surprise... a woman ruining a guys life.... hah jk). Lou is depressed and they think that he tries to kill himself, oddly enough they are totally off and he is just a dumb guy gettin greal drunk and falling awsleep in his car.  Really who is that dumb? Jacob is happy but is always playing some kind of video game where he is in prison, this is hilarious i can totally relate to this one.  My brother sites inside the house 90% of the day and plays videos games like its his job.  nothing phases him and he lives the game. Then there is Nick who is a dog groomer, i must say he really screwed himself over.  Going from a semirockstar to a dog groomer, wtf happened there.  he probably should have tried to go into another field that pertained to music.  After Lou supposedly tries to kill himself everyone decides that they need a break and should go on vacation.  Classic lets forget about the problem and have fun lol.  Although this is something i would totally do if something bad happened id want to have fun and forget it.  They choose to go to a cabin that they havent been to since they were teens.  If this isnt irony idk what is. They got the room they used to live in when they were younger and found out that it had a new hot tube outside.  Kinda sketchy if the place didnt say they had a hot tub.  I'd probably be a litle sketched out, but then again never look a gift horse in the mouth.  They decided that they would take a quick dip inside.  At this point they decide to get real drunk.  Kinda weird to have 4 dudes in a hot tube drunk and naked....  Lou spills his illegal european energy drink on the controls for the hot tub and it sends them back in time.  They dont realize it until they wake up from there drunken stupper.  (Lou throws up on a squirrel hah funny stuff). That they have been transported into the past. At this point of the movie the only thing i could think of was how awesome it would be if i could go back in time with my buddies and do whatever i wanted.  Really things would be so different now.  I would definately take advantage of my future knowledge hah classic.  They start this part of the movie off with an abduction of the bell boy.  Surprise he now has two arms kinda odd but they investigate.  I must say if that was me i would freak out to and ask if the guy was screwing with me. So this to them is one of the steps that confirms that they are in the past now.  Through out the movie though they have the bell hop almost losing his arm sooo many times its crazy.   I wil ladmit this made me feel a bit sinacle because i wanted to know when he lost his arm.  They really play the fact you know he will lose his arm, but you never know exactly when.  during the movie there were probably like 10 spots were i heard people go oh crap here it is he is guna lose his arm!!!!   After this scene the guys get a quick reality check of what they look like.  And if i do say s omyself back then people looked kinda funny.



Although they dont truly know how Jacob came to be because his father left him or so he thinks.  i felt bad for hi mat this point yet it was hilarious to find out who his dad was. Things go a mess right away when Lou meets a really hot girl that he wants to do stuff with but she only does two at a time so jacob would have to do her aswell, this is a scene where my friend asked me if i would do that if it was me and him.  i quickly responded and excuse the language but " hell no" not with another guy involved lol.  Later Adam is supposed to break up with his girl friend and she is supposed to stab him.  He decides he would rather not get stabbed, not a surprise if that was me i would definately try to skip this part of my life.  Yet he gets stabbed anyway, i suppose that itself is charma.  In his slump he meets a girl that he finds interesting and they go and break into someones house.  This is a part of the movie were i thought he had some really amazing luck i wish i had luck like that hah, but then again who doesnt.  Nick however loves the past he gets to go on stage  with his band again and he sings some songs from the future, which i guess is bad but it makes him very popular at the time.  Heck who am i trying to fool i would totally take advantage of that situation and make myself really famous.  Really who doesnt have that dream of being famous, id take the reins of the situation and do work.  The next scene of the movie was funny to because it reminds me of my friend anthony.  The ski patrol kids take the the stuff out of lou's bag and think its some kind of spy technology.  Really even if you havent seen some of that stuff how do you connect these four fools as being spys?  Skipping ahead they have to now get back the stuff they lost because they need the drink that lou had.  OH and this reminds me what is up with that random old guy that comes to fix the ho tub?  Where does he come from, and i guess nvm that but where does he go when he vanishes.  Like Really if he can come and go as he pleasses why doesnt he just magically grab that energy drink that he needs???  But back to the situation at hand.  i thought that Lou fighting the ski patrol leader was hilarious he just kept geting his hopes pu way up only to take  aquick trip to the floor.  yet after all that they come up with telling the kids that the energy drink is a bomb? Really that is the best that they could come up with.... why would someone believe that i mean really even atthat tiem they must have had cans of soda or something.  The ending for this movie kind of sucked.  Not literally becaue i thoguht it was very funny, but it was very predictable.  I knew someone would take advantage of the past and do something to make themselves rich, i mean given the situation id have probably tried to be that guy lol.

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